Schmoe2000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A View To A Kill: Revelry]

Sweet Demons

Those demons were so cute in this movie. I just want one for a pet when they are finally domesticated and stop ripping people up.

[Senõr Gasalaska]

But here is the thing

I think everyone likes the spanish, but I think the people don't like the flowers.

[Sloth TV 3]

Hee-Hee Yeah, Corky and Chunk

Chris Burke came to my home town last week, and he called down-syndrome "up-syndrome." Yep, and I'm not a dumb redneck. Every movie need more Chris Burke in make-up to even out all the ones that don't. I found the show made a statement. A statement that says Chunk and Sloth yelling is funny.

[Scrap Book: Bohh vs. Nosu]

Hey

Damn, that sure did do that with the smoothness.

[the deep trip !]

My oh My now

At first I'm like...what, and then the dude is out of his chair shooting and fucking...fucking and shooting. The music was like a rave...minus the rave. Swell Show.

[MrGasalaska Saves the Day]

It was so French

Oui, ces't l'vive, or something. I am not such the Frenchie, and I was watching the movie and all, and I just don't understand why a goofy looking guy could kill his hot looking women. The music was great and very French. French fun for faux French people.

[Tom Green & Psycho Lady]

And it was Tom Green...pointing at his bum

I like Tom Green. He makes me laugh with furious glee. I gave this a ten because I give everyone tens. I like to give a 10 because it is two digits instead of one. You shoulda just shown the real scene because that scene was funny. Or show the scene where he rides the rickshaw, or however the fuck you spell it, and moans at people with the bullhorn. Now that is funny.

[Jackass - Shopping Carts]

HeHe

Jackass...yeah

[The fear within the hate]

Eaaaaaaaaaahhh

Ahhhhhhhh....Kickin Sticks. Whoa-HAZA